Unicorn Wizard – NSP

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Ninja Sex Party is back for their most mind-explodingly great adventure ever! Sorry if this video is too amazing for you.

Written, Performed, and Musically Composed by Ninja Sex Party
Animations by OneyNG and PsychicPebbles
Directed by Jim Turner
Assistant Directed by Annie Quick

Featuring Lauren Francesca, Montana Marks, and Samantha Maurice as Bikini Girls 1, 2, and 3, respectively
Dan Hodapp as Roger Rogerson
Kristen Acimovic as Robbery Victim
Jerry as The Mugger Who Gets Hurt by Ninja Brian
Mookie Thompson and Zack Evans as the Pair of Muggers Who Get Helped By Ninja Brian
Branden Lam as That Japanese Guy
Rachel Bitney Wecht as Danny’s Mom

Special Thanks to Ninja Brian for not murdering everyone during the making of this video


Sometimes I wish I was even more awesome than I already am.
What would my life be like if I turned this shit up to eleven (out of a possible five)?

Ninja Brian, hand me my cloak. And my staff. And my horn. And that thermos of soup. I’m hungry but also thirsty, and you can kind of like eat and drink soup at the same time. Let’s go!

Riding straight out of your imagination
Using my magic to fight against crime
Destroying evil with powers most awesome
Protecting the weak almost all of the time.
But not Sundays — Game of Thrones is on!

Now is the time for a man of conviction
The world needs a hero, and I am that guy

Girl: Look! Who is that masked man?
UW: That’s Ninja Brian, but shut up about him. Let’s focus on me, because…

I am the Unicorn Wizard
Riding for justice on a comet of stars
With the help of my sidekick Princess Handjob
I’m more awesome and smarter than I already are

I am the Unicorn Wizard
My spells are amazing, and my reflexes quick
My horn is my strength and my strength is my power
And my power is my horn and my horn is my dick.

Here’s your opportunity to stop listening if this song got too amazing for you. No? OK.

My life is a party, the guests are supermodels
Operation: I Rule is a total success
Every day I invent a new form of karate
That changes the way that Japan views the West

Now’s that’s progress! Doitashi Mashitay! (subtitle: You’re welcome.)

Then we retire to the Chamber of Passion
And bathe in pool of strawberries and cream
The strawberries rub and exfoliate gently
The cream travels places you can’t even dream

Girl: Ugh, I think I just dreamed it.
Danny: How was it? Amazing?
Girl: Uhh..
Danny: You mean Uhh…stounding? Yeah. You do.

I am the Unicorn Wizard
Just like Danny Sexbang, I’m handsome and strong
With the help of my hellhounds Tinkles and Gary
We punish the wicked then break into song

I am the Unicorn Wizard
A superhero for the entire human race
My wand casts a spell that will unlock the door
And the wand is my junk and the door is your face

Mom: Danny, Danny, wake up!
Danny: Oh hey mom. I had the craziest dream! I was the unicorn wizard.
Mom: Awww, shut up.
Danny: Unicorn Wizard!
Mom: I said shut up.
Danny: You shut up.

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50 thoughts on “Unicorn Wizard – NSP”

  1. I’ve listened to this song a lot but haven’t seen the music video. I can’t believe Brian’s wife, Rachel is Danny’s mom in this lol

  2. That white lady kidnapped that black man's 6 year old daughter to use in a virgin sacrifice. He was just trying to rescue her. Now another child is dead and K'flagnar the Defiler will rise again, more powerful than ever before, thanks to racial profiling on the part of the Unicorn Wizard.

    Although K'flagnar the Defiler might just be another euphemism for Danny's wang. So,…. partial victory?🤔

  3. It's amazing that this is one of the first NSP songs I remember hearing, on a Pandora station I was listening to at work sometime around 2015 or 2016… Now I can't imagine NOT having this in my life.

  4. this is about when i joined in on NSP 😀 not the earliest of fans but that song alone sold me. the soup line is still my go to opener for small talk 😀

  5. This was my first nsp song. I haven't been the same since. Its been years and i its been one hell of a ride. Thanks guys.

  6. Somebody made an amv for one punch man using this song.

    And that's how I found out about NSP.

  7. Where do you always find these 9/10 girls who kind of look like they take drugs?
    Oh, answered my own question there
    Still would though


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