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Starring
Mermaid – DAMNjacquie
Angels – Matt Shanks, Corey Stryker, Sam Potter
Fairies – Adam Kovic & Lawrence Sonntag
Merman – Trevor Cross
Directed by Sean Barrett
Edited by Kelly Brickner Lyon
Additional editing by Sean Barrett
Director of Photography: Gordon Yould
Producer: Dana Kurth, Guise Creative
Camera Utility: Brooks Ludwick
Hair & Makeup: Jan Rooney
Production Assistant: Urks Kurth
Written by Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht
Produced and Engineered by Jim Arsenault and Dave Dominguez
Recorded at Buffalo Recording in Los Angeles, CA
Mixed by Jay Ruston at TRS West, assisted by John Douglass
Mastered by Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
Music & video produced with absolutely no help at all from Brent Lilley, brentlilley@gmail.com
Dan Avidan – Vocals
Brian Wecht – Keys & Synths
Havve Hogan – Drums
Lord Phobos – Guitar
Doctor Sung – Synths & Keys
Commander Meouch – Bass
Choir: Stephanie Aston, Kate Bass, Sarah Reynolds, Chloe Agnew, Jonathan Gordon, Nick Wuthrich, Jay Stephenson, Billy Malone
Lyrics
Once upon a morning dawn
Ninja Brian and I happened upon a gold pond
In a forest enchanted where we
Both gazed upon a bold sight so fair, see there!
Beneath the blue waterfall
A mermaid was swimming, and my heart, enthralled
Became lost in the beautiful lines of her face
Her every lithe movement was exquisite grace
I trembled in silence
At the love of my life
Such a delicate moment
I must play this just right
“Hey, do you want pizza?” I screamed loud as shit
Then I grabbed a whole pizza, threw the fuck out of it!
It soared through the air like some pizza-ass doves
Now marvel, and witness the glory of love!
The mermaid looked off with her hair in the breeze
For she’d noticed not my love letter of cheese, I don’t see
How I may get her soul to listen
Like sunlight she shines, like crystals she glistens
I need to dream an ingenious new scheme
So this angel shall open her heart up to me
More pizza, Brian! With onions and ham too!
Now coat me in pizza and throw me, goddamn you!
As choirs of angels sing out to the sky
In a cheese crust of passion my true love shall fly
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The first time I heard this I could not stop laughing when he shouted "HEY DO YOU WANT PIZZA"
It was destiny to find this video again on its first birthday
Me trying to flirt like:
How the hell does any of this happen
0:44 Why isn’t anyone talking about that singing
Watch it at least once a week. I laugh every single time. One of my favorite things ever. Thanks Danny! Keeping being you.
This song is like when you roll a 2 for charisma, cross your fingers, and hope for the best.
“You come across a mermaid at a waterfall.”
rolls die
“20 for presentation, impressive”
rolls die again
“…and a 1 for seduction”
“Oh god just get it out of the way”
“Your start singing to the mermaid about pizza. Loudly”
Danny must have an incredible healing factor for the amount of times he gets broken bones and stabbed, usually by ninja brian.
Be honest. If someone screamed "Do you want pizza?" And threw a whole pizza at you, would you fall in love with that person?
If i ever play D&D i am by far making a bard as stupid as this
I died laughing the first time I watched this and he was like HEY DYOU LIKE PIZZXAGH?!
One day i will also taste the Mermaid Filét Mignon
Everyone is talking about the "hey do you you want pizza" but no one is talking about how amazing the "I screamed loud as shit" verse was sang
This video had me wheezing but oml that one part tho 2:24
How the heck did I end up here and what the hell is this? xD
Dan, I love you man! Just saw that this is a separate channel so I naturally subscribed
Rewatching this. I forgot about Danny's amazing beard.
what the fuck
is this blind guardian?
The cracking of Danny's legs.
Rhyming "Ham too" and "God Damn you" is just… my favorite thing….
danny looks like fucking moses in the thumbnail
First time I was hearing this I thought it was an actual song that wasn’t meant to be the usual NSP style. Well I was proven wrong very fast 😂
I don't know where he went wrong 🤔 that was the perfect way to get a girls attention maybe it was the ham on the pizza…. I would've went with sausage…
Dan is like… really hot in this video
Listening to the song the first time, I thought at first “wow, such a nice medieval themed song” and then Dan destroys it in the most perfect way. “HEY YOU WANT PIZZA??!!?!” xD Almost died there, because I was laughing so hard. Perfectly describes my flirting skills, though. xD
“MORE PIZZA, BRIAN!!”
I like how Brian's outfit stays mostly the same no matter the theme.
For a while now, I thought the lyrics were "I screamed at her shit" Which is just as funny
Why is this me flirting
The fact that this is a waltz makes it infinitely better
Honestly idk about you guys, but if someone asked me out with pizza, I'd accept immediately
I’m very scared about the fact that dan not only wasted about a dozen pizzas but he decided to make a suit with a majority of said pizza on it
Great casting. I liked everyone.
"now coat me in pizza and throw me god goddamn you" I could listen to that line on repeat forever.
Faunhaus….what are you doing here
This must be Donnie Sexbag. Danny never takes damage.
Danny please this glorious ass bard beard needs to stay fuckin forever
Listened to this song several times since I bought the album, but first time watching the video and I'm gifted with Adam and Lawrence in as a pair of enchanting fairies. NSP is truly the gift that keeps on giving.
YOU WANT SOME PIZZA!?
What's with Americans and absurd eyelashes?
Am I the only one that thinks Ninja Brian and Danny is hott as shit?